Top Ten Zapp Brannigan Quotes

Top ten according to me that is (subject to change).

1. "You win again, gravity!"
   
2. "And like all my plans, it's so simple an idiot could have devised it!"
   
3. "If it's one thing I don't need, it's your "I-don't-think-that's-wise" attitude!"
   
4. "Stop! The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised."
   
5. "Yup. Uh huh. That's whatever it is you were talking about for you."
   
6. "Scissors cuts paper... and rock crushes scissors... but Paper smothers rock!!! Kiff, we have a conundrum...  Kiff search them for paper, and bring me a rock"
7. "In the game of chess you can never let your opponent see your pieces."
   
8. "What makes a good man go neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?"
9. "Men, you're lucky men. Soon you will all be fighting for your planet. Many of you will be dying for your planet. A few of you will be forced through a fine mesh screen for your planet. They will be the luckiest of all."
10. "I like your style, Fry.  You remind me of a young me, not much younger mind you... perhaps even a couple years older."
    

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